Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Eureka!

so after many questions, honesty box comments, random stops in the street, and glances at the urinals, i've decided that i should probably explain the whole "arethan" craze thats taken the world (seriously).

it all started with this picture:

i was tagged in this most unfortunate photo as "aretha franklin" by the renowned janie heck (yes, folks. the janie heck.). at first, i was a little wtf ([title of show] anyone?). but then after hours of staring down this picture, a strange force entered my head and told me to go with it.

see aretha. hear aretha. be aretha.

so it started as just aretha. but then one day, as i looked out my dreary, depressing window at my neighbor's even more depressing 1980's red brick house, i hit a 'eureka!'. there was 4/5 of my name in 'aretha'! holy beef! so, i suavely added a sexy 'n' to the ending, and my monster was born.

random question:

  1. does anyone notice how fantastically short jody's hair is in this picture? how bowl cut mine is? how white trash lance looks?

2 comments:

JHink said...

Wow. Thanks for pointing my hair out. Can you say fugly?

Arethan said...

yes. fugly.